I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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