Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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