Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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