only if we run a train.
done.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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