Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I didn't notice because vodka
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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