a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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