his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
