belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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