Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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