yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I faked an abortion last night.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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