covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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