she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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