I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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