dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'