Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
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I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?