He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The adults are the big ones right?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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