Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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