Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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