Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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