i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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