Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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