Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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