But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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