god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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