This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Two words: nipple clamps
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