And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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