I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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