Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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