Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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