nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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