haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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