i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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