your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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