he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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