So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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