Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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