yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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