My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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