i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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