in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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