When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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