new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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