This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
