it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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