So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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