Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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