Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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