Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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