Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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