so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Randomize
