so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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