For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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