we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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