when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
