I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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