Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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