Barsexuality is the new black.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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