dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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