That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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